I’ve just come in from an eventful walk with my very own ‘Stewie and Brian‘.
If you’re not a fan of the TV show ‘Family Guy‘, then, you won’t have a clue what I’m talking about…….if that is the case, I suggest that you tune back in tomorrow, when I’ll more than likely be talking about farts again!
Anyway, Family Guy is an animated comedy show from America (a bit like an X-rated Simpson’s), and it features a character called Stewie……who, is a possibly gay, homicidal baby who can communicate with the the family dog.
Brian, is the family’s alcoholic pooch….who desperately wants to be a writer….and has a hilarious….and, often violent love/hate relationship with Stewie.
They are the funniest characters in the show……
This evening, I took Bridie and Maisy out for quick walk, whilst Elle got the dinner ready.
Throughout the walk, our Bridie was pointing and waving at trees, cars and people….AND CLEARLY COMMUNICATING WITH THE DOG!!
Every time Bridie pointed at something, she looked directly at Maisy….and babbled some baby talk along with various gesticulations, which made it look like she was genuinely having a discussion with the dog.
I stopped for a few minutes in order to do my shoe lace up…….whilst Maisy sat directly in front of the pushchair and listened intently as Bridie explained her plans for world domination or something.
As I finished doing my shoelace up, Bridie came to the end of her babble……and…..I swear to God…..the dog talked back!
Maisy does this weird yelpy, growly, whingy sound when she gets excited (eg: she sees a squirrel, she sees a kite, or, she sees food fall on the floor)….and, she started off on a 30 second ‘response‘ to Bridie’s ‘babble‘ question.
I just stood there, aghast at what was happening before my very eyes…..an animal, and a human were communicating…..but what the hell were they saying to each other?
The minute that Maisy finished yelping, she lay on her side, and licked her arsehole for 20 seconds whilst Bridie sat in her pushchair, clapping…..
Christ knows what they were talking about…and, now….i’m not really sure I want to know!